Thursday, February 25, 2010

BREAKING NEWS!!!!! (no pun intended)

I have some bad news... Our doorknob is dead.

And... it wasn't just any old doorknob, it was one dear to our hearts.
The Bathroom Doorknob!


This is the sign that now resides on the door, Rest in Peace.
If ever you need to use the facility, it's kosher to shout "HEY!! Is there anyone in there?"
If no one replies, you're then allowed to SLOWLY begin to open the door and peek in, hoping not to hear shrieks and yells coming from within. If you have reached this step unharmed, you can go in while yelling, "NO ONE COME IN HERE!!!" as you shut the door. After all, this little sticky note is the only thing between you and the outside world of the Guthrie household.

As you can see, through this hole everything is exposed!
So, if you're ever in the neighborhood and just suddenly have the urge to go...
our house probably isn't the best option.
Just thought we'd warn you!
~words by Rhonda~
~Pictures uploaded and half typed by Linda~

5 comments:

Jenny said...

Wow...this is an awesome post!!

Guthrie's said...

It isn't that bad. People in our house are amazingly polite and thoughtful of others. Besides it isn't really any different than when the knob is there and also the key and "Someone" goes barging in anyway. So no problem, we probably don't need to replace it.

Lisa said...

Haha this is so funny! But what a bummer! (no pun intended)
Lol I love the creeper picture through the hole that's so great.

Brandon Randall said...

Lol...I love this. :) Poor doorknob--may it rest in peace. And going to the bathroom at your house probably wouldn't be the best option for me anyways, unless I wanted to wait a REALLY long time to go. :D (Like 11 hours or so. :) )

Cluff Family said...

Amusing to us but frustrating to you. Maybe you could put the old door knob under one of your pillows and the door knob fairy will bring you a new one. It's worth a try. You might get a new door knob but then you would have to visit Brother Lisonbee to help you get the kink out of your neck.