Another little verse.

Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling little toe. You are broke and now I'm crying. Thanks for dieing little toe.
Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling little toe. Why'd you do it and put me through it? Thanks again my little toe.

~Rhonda~

Just a little verse.

Oh what do you do in the institute building, when you are super bored?
Do you watch people walk, or creepy blog stalk, or sit in a chair and just die?
Is that what you do? So do I!

~Rhonda~

Perhaps I shall write a blog...

...but if I do, you must promise to read and comment on Linda's that is right before this one. Go ahead, read Linda's. I promise there is no vitally important info in here that you are gonna miss. So stop here and read Linda's. Thank you. I fear I don't have much to say, but I'm all alone in the institute building with no one to talk to. So I guess blogging will suffice. Today for my ASU 101 class, we went to a career exploration fair. They had people there in little booths that we could talk to about different majors. Sure it was a good plan for the class, but we had to be there for an hour! There was only one person I was even interested in talking too, and her table was way too full the whole time! It was a bummer. And, oh my gracious, it was sweltering in there! I swear it was like 115 degrees. And guess who made the mistake of wearing a long sleeve shirt today. Yup, that would be me. Pretty much, I guess I fail. But I did crack some jokes with my teacher, and talk to this guy about engineering just because I thought he was attractive. I guess there were some good times. I also saw my buddy Tanner today. He's looking as healthy, wealthy, and wise as ever. It's good to see old friends.
There is this guy sitting in the lobby with me and he has very nice looking hair! Also his eyes are rather beautiful and his shirt looks pretty handsome. When I first got here he was intently studying his scriptures. That definitely won him some attractive points! He even looks kind of normal. Not like most they guys I see that just "know" they are attractive. I swear they think, "I'm so hott! No girl can resist me." It's those popular, popular, popular kids that make me crazy!! Bleh. Anyway, back to positive thinking. Maybe Brad should find out what kind of gel this kid uses, because his hair looks rather fine. Hmm....
This girl is sitting in here too and she's wearing these shoes that I think she must have borrowed from one of Nephi's sisters because they definitely look like Book of Mormon shoes! Except they're BRIGHT yellow! Pretty crazy. Oh no, she scratched he computer. Tragedy!! I guess she dropped it while coming down the stairs of the parking structure. That really would be sad.
Um...cute kid just went downstairs, but he has to come back because he left his backpack and scriptures up here. Maybe he went to get his lunch. Maybe not. I guess we'll find out later. Ok, he's back. But only with his computer. I don't know what he was doing down there. Oh well. I'm just a stalker. I don't need to know everything.
Blue and orange, do they really go together? I mean they kinda clash, but it does look a little cool. I don't know if I would be brave enough to try it out.
I just realized that I"m not wearing earrings or my CTR ring! AHHH!!! Blast!
Ok, I think that's about enough for now. If you have read this whole blog post and failed to read and comment on Linda's first, I will give you a chance to redeem yourself. Go do it now, and I will forgive you. Ok, that's all. Happy Tuesday!

~Rhonda~

Why I love Preschoolers!

Preschoolers are seriously some of the best member missionaries I have met. They are not afraid to say anything. Here are a few of my favorite examples from some of my favorite preschoolers:

At the breakfast table:
Student: I can't wait until I'm eight!
Me: Why?
Student: Because then I get baptized!

While sitting in the middle of circle:
Girl: My family is going camping tomorrow.
Boy: Fathers and Sons?!?!?!
Girl: No!

While eating snack and talking to the teacher:
Boy: Do you know that Jesus has a body. Some people don't think he has a body, but he does.
Teacher: Well, everybody believes different things.

Randomly throughout the day:
Boy: My mom said I'm not old enough to have a girlfriend. I have to wait.

Randomly in the middle of class:
Boy: Do you know that I'm going on a mission when I get bigger?

At circle time:
Teacher: Who knows what day it is today?
Class: Monday!
Teacher: And what do we do on Monday? (we change jobs)
Girl: Family Home Evening!


And, my success story for the week. There's one little boy who will not sing in class (and we sing a lot!). So, my goal this week was to get him to sing. While we're waiting for everyone to come out of the bathroom we sing songs. For some reason one day this week my teacher wasn't with us so I was in charge of the singing. I decided to teach them "Do as I'm doing" and the boy who never sings says, "Hey, I know this song, we sing it at church!" and he sang it with me. Success!!

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Only two days until conference is anyone else way, way, way excited?!?!?!


Other exciting news, it's finally cooling down, I didn't sweat to death chasing all my preschoolers around the playground. Also, I love my preschoolers! They entertain me! I'm learning so much and have the most fantastic mentor teacher ever! She is so supportive and is always giving me resources that I can use as a teacher. When I hear the other girls in my class talk about their teachers I am so glad to be where I am. I know that I have been truly blessed to be in this class at this time!

Happy Conference Everyone!!!!!!!