A couple random things

Reason 6: Life in general is tiring!

Rhonda would like you all to know that she does exercise sometimes. She just can't exercise like me and Stacy. She's trying to do yoga like on our exercise video. It is very tiring! Oh yeah, she is eating a Pixie Stick while she exercises, now that's talent!

Here's our little Gracie. We've had the honor to watch her the past couple of days while her mom had a baby. Although Grace can be quite tiring we thoroughly have enjoyed her! She is extremely cute when you ask her what her little sister's name is! Marie I am sorry if your child will no longer eat normal food and demands Pixie Sticks all the time. It wasn't me! I promise. I just give her stickers!

STUFFED ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!!!!

Reason 5: *Viewer discresion advised-may contain harmful emotional elements- ages 12+

I am constantly on watch for those who commit stuffed animal abuse. At times this can be quite frightening. You see, the person who I catch most abusing these poor innocent beings of fluff is the person who sleeps in the bed next to me. Yes, Linda. She is the culprit. I sometimes lay in bed just waiting for her to pounce on her victim. You see, she waits until she thinks I'm asleep. Then she puts her evil plan into play. What a wicked girl. Let me give you an example of these every day occurances. This is Clara. She is Linda's favorite victim. Sad, I know. Clara came into our family an unsuspecting, sheltered little animal from BYU-Idaho, as apparent by her attire. She soon came to realize that Linda's love for her was just temporary. She only cares when she feels like it. Her mood swings are too wild to even fathom! Clara is often used as ammo! Linda throws her at lightening speed directly at my face!! AHHH! Look at poor little Clara. All she ever wanted was some love. *tear*
Sadly, these events occur often and cannot be controlled by anything in my present power. I do however have a safehaven for the love deprived and very loved animals. The abused animals get the friendship they need from the animals that have had residence here for a long time. It is a good balance. Overall, the system works well, and everyone gets along. Due to the secrecy of this program, we cannot disclose pictures at this time.

In the mean time, I will be working to save other innocent by standers from the same fate as this poor cow. My extensive studies and care cause me to lose precious sleeping time. This is hard to handle, but I know it is worth every minute. These animals need our help! Who else can help them but us? If you would like to help us in our cause, please call 602-265-5550. It's not the rejection hotline, I promise! We would never reject anyone!

Well, now that all my creative juices are gone, I suppose I had better go to bed. Toodle-oo!

~Rhonda~

*This is Linda Guthrie, and I do NOT approve of this message!!*

~But she wishes she could!~

The Sleepiness is Overwhelming!

Reason 4:

Linda says that being called to speak in church, but not getting your topic until Thursday night, then having a bridal shower you are putting on all day Saturday and staying up till 3 to write your talk, then going to church for like 9 hours makes you tired, and gives you a headache. Just so everyone knows, I didn't write that sentence. Linda is the runon sentence user, not me. I am innocent! But she does speak the truth! She forgot to mention how she took me to 2 stores to look for black pants for work. Mine are totally trashed! They are seriously 5 inches too short for me! When I sit down, the go halfway up my leg. Pretty gross if you ask me. Anyway, I got some new pants and I love them. Hey, Linda got new pants too. Actually, they are jeans (of which I am jealous!). She wants everyone to know that they are a whole size smaller than the pants she usually buys. In a round about way, this means that she lost weight! WAHOOO!! GO LINDA! I'm pretty sure she will be skinnier than me at any moment and then I will feel terrible about myself. But, you know, that's life.

So today I ditched sunday school and young women to help my mother in primary. The girl who usually plays the piano was stuck in L.A. and couldn't get home in time for church. So I came to the rescue and played all the needed songs. Good thing I have been practicing the primary songs forever! I'm pretty sure I messed up a bajillion times, but the primary kids loved it. They are so cute! I was watching them as a played and they have the funniest expressions. Then my mom told them to emphasize the last letter of each word like the t's, d's, n's, m's, and stuff like that. The kids started singing and said things like "above-T", "T-emple",and "father-D". It was so funny! They are so smart!

Today is Marcie's 9th birthday. She is my sweet little friend. I love her so much! She is always willing to play games with me and she lets me practice my ward choir songs on the piano even though she doesn't like them. She always opens the door for me when I come home from school, even though I have a key and I should do it myself. She encourages me to be the best I can be and sometimes reminds me that I need to be modest. I'm so thankful for her good example and fun attitude! I love my little Marcie!

Well, goodbye everyone. I hope you aren't too tired from our sleepy blog post.

~Rhonda~

I'm Tired!!

Reason 3:

A typical day that makes you tired. Wake up at 7am (this is early!) to exercise. Sometimes I wonder if it's really that important to exercise, my bed is more comfortable! (No offense Stacy!)Then, do homework until 10 and go to work. Work your tail off until 5, and then go home and do more homework until 11pm because it has to be turned in before midnight.

PS. I am not at all pleased with the person who invented online classes! They are created to make you think you're taking the easy way out when really, in reality, you should just go to the stinkin' class on campus! Please remind me to never, ever, ever take an online class again! Thank you!

Because of this online homeworkness it is very possible for your room to go from this:

To This:
All in a matter of hours! This causes you to be more tired because you have to clean it up before you go to bed!

Oh yes, here's some proof that some of us actually do sleep occasionally.

Goodnight!

Rhonda is tired!

Reason 2:

I am seventeen years old now, and if you don't know, this calls for a lot of hard work!
For instance, I have to look cute for every single day of school this year.
I hope you like my style! (Ponytails are very difficult) It's also a must to practice finding different notes using my tuning fork.
This is very time consuming.

And of course, I can't forget the necessity to be Jill's valiant steed.

Those are just a few of the important duties of a big, bad 17 year old.
The most mandatory duty of all is to attend scriptures and prayers at 5:30 in the morning.

So, that's about it for now. I have to go do my 17 year-old worthy homework.
~Rhonda~